Kohoutek Dali
(female) is a black Cocker Spaniel, born 16th Sept 92. She is named after a comet (pron. k'hoe-tek) & a certain surrealist painter, respectively. Sure, everyone knows it's a pretentious name for a dog, but she doesn't, so shush already. Besides, if you can guess which surrealist painter, you win! Her hobbies include soiling the carpet & chewing at Rishi.She's quite fond of telling people that she's much too young & healthy to need picklejuice, but she's open to the idea of using it when the time comes. What she doesn't know is that she's only survived this long because her people have been slipping her picklejuice for years. She very nearly succumbed to a nasty case of floorpissosis, which was poised to claim her life "the very next time, so help me God." Thank goodness for secret picklejuice!
UPDATE:
Alas, picklejuice was not enough to keep Dali healthy, as she succumbed to kidney failure on 15th April 2002.It's important to remember, folks, that while picklejuice is the most significant dietary supplement to come along since Coca-brand cola, certain to hold off the effects of age more effectively than even cotton swabs can, there's no guarantee that old age won't eventually get you. So when you get old, it's your own fault, not picklejuice's.
