Wedded Bliss Through Picklejuice

the man & his wife at Sandia Peak, NM At Sandia Peak, just outside Albuquerque. Elevation: 10,378. Temperature: something like 12°. Wind: SE, 147 knots.

Only a few moments before this photo was taken, Cuzn & Mrs. Ed were knockin' on heaven's door. They'd come to this secluded location to get a great shot of themselves with the too-blue sky behind & no-one else around. But they were sure glad that somebody did happen by, because they were woefully under-dressed and had been quickly freeze-dried. When that kind-hearted masked stranger revived them with picklejuice, then took this gorgeous photo, they begged him to tell them more about this miracle drink that had saved their lives. But the stranger had vanished!...

This one's in the bowels of Palo Duro Canyon, not far from Amarillo. See, there really are nice things to see in Texas (at least while Cuzn & Mrs. Ed are there!) Hey! You can see some of the canyon in this pic... that's kinda nice too...

With these pix you really see the range these two can employ as models: left, right, cold, hot, with or without sunglasses. Just try that with Beckford & Evangelista! Most models think the secret to success is large quantities of intravenous drugs, but now the evidence plainly shows that great models need large quantities of intravenous picklejuice.
Palo Duro Canyon, TX


:: Vacation '98 ::
For a week in September, a cabin was rented just outside Townsend, TN, situated on the side of a small mountain (right next-door to Cove Mountain). They could spit to Pigeon Forge in one direction, but you wouldn't know it to stand on the porch... Just complete relaxation...
Check Back for More Vacation Pix Soon! No, Really!
Okay, we acknowledge that, the first 20 or so times you read the above announcement, it was a bald-faced lie. But at the moment, we mean it. No, really.

Fontana Dam, NC At Fontana Dam in North Carolina's Smoky Mountains (but those are TN mountains behind them...maybe)

We seem to recall that it's the tallest dam in the Southeast, at over 400ft, but don't hold us to that...