That's your favourite cuzn (Ed) at age 19 in Centennial Park, Nashville, TN. While it's clear that i was drop-dead gorgeous (i.e., Wanna go out with me? "Drop dead!") & remarkably thin, you can also see that i was a complete raving dork. A hopeless wanker, to be honest. By contrast, now that i've learned about picklejuice, i'm a truly happenin' guy, constantly engaged in excitement, adventure and really wild things! When people see me now, they say, "Wow, you sass that hoopy Cuzn Ed? There's one frood who really knows where his towel is!" They say this because they are dweebs who try to work Hitchiker's Guide references into every conversation. They go on to say things like, "He should really do something about that flab," but that's got nothing to do with the picklejuice. I'm pretty sure it's the Coke.

From Vacation '98, Smoky Mts., TN.... The missus gets bored while i'm hippety-hopping 'round the stream...