Snoopyjen O'Keeffe
is a red-haired English/Scot/Irish/other born in the Year of the Dog. She is a potter and a painter, and her hobbies include all things Snoopy, stalking David Duchovny & making Cuzn Ed fat. She's remarkably good at them all. When asked how picklejuice has changed her life, she asks, "Y'mean besides suddenly having a picklejuice-obsessed husband? I mean, this guy's like a Jim Bakker over here with the picklejuice!"Yeah, Tammy Faye, besides that.
"Well, y'know, people scoff, but it really has provided The Total Life Turnaround that Ed's all the time yammering about. Did you know i used to have brown hair? I never realized how oppressive that was until picklejuice lifted that brown weight off my head! Now when i viciously attack people, they just say, 'Well, you know redheads are hot-tempered,' and they don't even press charges! I have faith that picklejuice will eventually emancipate me from the oppressive weight of Cuzn Ed, too."
